What is the definition of Indexed Body Enhancing Irritants?

Indexed body enhancing irritants, my friend, are like the superheroes of the skincare world who've gotten a bit too enthusiastic. They're basically superheroes who believe they can make your skin glow with the power of the worst irritants out there, like burning alcohol, peppermint oil, or even that one friend's homemade spa treatment gone wrong. Think of it as a high-flying, yet slightly alarming superhero team where the mission is to make your skin scream, "Hey, I'm not just any hero!"

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "When you find yourself in a situation where the only thing more irritating than your newfound 'body glow' is the over-the-top scent of your cat's morning breath, you might just need an 'indexed body enhancing irritant' to help you navigate."